Ubud is known as the cultural center for the island of Bali and is also home to the monkey sanctuary. Before leaving for our trip we found a driver on trip advisor who made a custom tour for us, one of the stops was the monkeys. As we were pulling up to the sanctuary he turns to us and says “Whatever you do, DO NOT buy the bananas!”
Look at that face, how are you going to go to a monkey forest and then not feed the cute little monkeys?? So of course we buy the bananas, and sneaky Hannah rolls them up into her shirt like a little banana belly. We are not more than 10 feet into the park and those monkeys know we have bananas! It was like a zombie movie, all the monkeys slowly turned toward us and began to creep closer.
Hannah decides to pull one banana off the bunch and try and give it to the cute baby monkeys. Well this may seem doable, but realize these monkeys are pro’s. So what does the monkey do…obviously climbs up Hannah’s legs and clings to her shorts & shirt and to rip some bananas out of her banana belly. After being banana jacked, she decides to start moving a little faster and away from the “aggressive” monkeys.
Soon after all the banana jackings we ran out of our 45,000R worth of bananas, so we thought we were in the clear. Key word, THOUGHT! Hannah must have smelt like bananas still, because one naughty monkey climbed up her leg looking for a banana. When he realized she didn’t have a banana to give him he bit her in the thumb…Yes, Hannah was bit by a random monkey.
After this incident, Hannah raced to the bathroom to wash her hands and start praying she didn’t just get RABIES! Thankfully it was a playful bite not really even breaking skin.
Lesson learned, DON’T BRING BANANAS TO THE MONKEY FOREST!